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WonkoTheSane42: I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause.
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|I am a:||Fan-Gal|
|Who is:||Looking to Date a Fan-Guy, Looking for Friends|
|My Relationship Status:||Single - Never Married|
|My ZIP/Postal code||
|My Ethnicity:||White / Caucasian|
|My Life Form:||About Average|
|My Typical Style:||Eclectic, Way Geek And Proud Of It, Nerd Chic, Free-Spirited, Steampunk, Gamer Chic|
|My Extras:||Long Hair, Tattoos, Body Piercings, Evil Minions, Glasses|
|Do I Smoke?||Nope Never Did|
|Do I Drink?||A Couple Socially|
|My Occupation:||Superhero, Professional, Arch-Villainy, Burden on Society|
|Any Offspring?||As Yet Not Aware of Any|
|Any Pets?||Pet Rock, Evil Garden Gnome|
|My Religion:||The Force, Spiritual But Not Religious, Invisible Pink Unicorn, Disciples of our Blessed Lady of Caffeine|
|My Lingos:||English (Duh), Klingon, L33t, Time Lord, Joss-Speak, Federation Standard|
|ME and YOU|
|My SOULGEEK Self:||
I am a nerd type with a penchant for the printed page and a salaciousness for Sci-Fi and Fantasy. I watch Pokemon reruns when I workout because puns replenish my manna. While I eagerly await the formation of The Federation I content myself with Star Trek: TNG (Pikard/Riker 2016!) and Doctor Who. I believe even Joseph Cambell thinks The Neverending Story (the book, not the movie) is one of the greatest hero's journey stories ever told. Vintage Disney, Disney Land, and Disney World hold a huge place in my heart!!
I love all things Joss Whedon. I think the Wheel of Time is the most underrated epic of all time and I'm looking forward to its eventual exploitation into a TV series because I fully plan on enjoying complete days devoted to the marathon-watching of this.
Though I wear it on my sleeve, my nerd-nature is sort of my alter ego, the Super Man to my Clark Kent, if you will. In this form, as a profession, I code, create websites, and run my own experiential marketing company which produces events for the likes of Adult Swim at SDCC for the past 4 years. My "Clark Kent" is in the form of a rope bondage artist named Ms Nikki Nefarious who got to tie up Rhianna in her "S&M" music video, was cast as herself in Zalman King's final movie production, and is the only professional fetish artist to have personal artifacts as part of the Hard Rock Cafe archives. Oh and one time, MC Frontalot (the grandfather of nerdcore rap) referred to me by name in an interview *squee*
When I'm not out trying to take over the world I love to spend the day in my rainbow unicorn footie pjs and watch reruns of my favorite dorkdom and/or play my <retro>Nintendo NES</retro> or Wii. I am silent during movies but I have been known to utter a few "What?! NO!'s" at the Buffy/Doctor Who screen from time to time. I really like them cuddles, too.
|The SoulGeek I'm Looking For:||
I am looking for a like-minded gent who isn't afraid to whip out his Wiimote, or to get down with the Castlevania soundtrack. An introverted-extrovert who likes going to shows and cons, but also understands the bliss of a nice night discussing the finer points of our mixed dorkdom.
If you can name all 5 books of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy we are going to get on swimmingly. And if the reference in my user name caught your eye off the bat, well Hello Sweetie, use the Force, and Make it So.
|Ideally, if I could be any character from the worlds of Sc-Fi, Horror & Fantasy I would be:||
|But I'm probably more like:||
Ford Prefect, but probably because of my smile.
|In a Nutshell|
|I'm Into:||Science Fiction, Fantasy, Animation, Video Gaming, Table Top Gaming, Fan Conventions, Costumes and Cosplay, Fan-Fic, Film Scores, Gadgets, Gizmos and Computer Stuff|
|My Other Car is:||a Starship|
|Why I love Sci-Fi, Horror, Fantasy, Animation, etc...||
Have you ever experienced the rise and fall of entire worlds in a single afternoon? Do you know what it is like to live as an intergalactic explorer, vampire hunter, and/or resurrected savior of the world? Ever ridden a luck dragon? I have and I do.
These otherworldly experiences have shaped the me I be, and continue to do so. Sci-fi, fantasy, animation, and games have always provided this as not only a safe realm to grow but also as a connecting agent for those who explore said realms. When two strangers can meet and talk at length about a shared geekdom, that is church, that is magic, and no other source provides such a positive impetus for such a union of minds. This is why in general I love all the above.
|Some of my SCI-FI Favorites include:||
Star Trek: TNG
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy
Literally everything Douglas Adams ever did or had a hand in
|Some of my FANTASY favorites include:||
The Neverending Story (the book, and ok, fine, I will absolutely watch the hell out of the first movie)
The Wheel of Time
The Dark Crystal
The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings (books, cartoons, and movies)
|Some of my HORROR favorites include:||
I was a member of the official Troma Fan Club back in the day...but that's about it. I dig on some gnar horror, super cheezeball B stuff, but no real actual scary shit. Like, I really dig Evil Dead but can't do Saw, that sort of thing. Basically, I pretty much only like horror when it is funny.
|Some of my ANIMATION-ANIME favorites include:||
Vintage Warner Bros (the Animaniacs in particular)
|Some of my COMIC BOOK/MANGA/WEBCOMIC favorites include:||
pennyarcade, illwillpress, and homestarrunner are things I like. I'm new to the new stuff online but I will get down with some Foamy the Squirrel.
|Some of my GAMING favorites include:||
I love games, both analog and digital. Board games, rpg games, card games, computer games, console games, they are all fun to me.
Here are just a few of my favorites:
I Drank What
MarioKart 8 and MarioParty
As an aside, I love to join in a fun DnD game with the right folk.
|Some of my FILM, TV etc... SCORING favorites include:||
Everything Danny Elfman ever
John Williams, and not just because he is my favorite of pretty much every marching band competition I ever did.
The entire score to Castlevania
|Some of my COLLECTIBLES favorites include:||
Star Trek: TNG
The Neverending Story
Vintage lunchboxes and game carts
|Some of my CONVENTION favorites include:||
After four years producing at events like San Diego Comic Con with clients such as Adult Swim, I have to say my favorite part is being part of the first to learn about all the new releases coming up. That, and all the people-watching
|Some of my COSPLAY favorites include:||
Hipster Ariel (I've got thingamabobs, you've probably never heard of them)
Renaissance Faire, every weekend of the season
|My Non-Geek Stuff|
|Some of the NON-GEEK stuff I enjoy:||Cooking, Travel and Day-Trips, Creating Art, Watching Sports, Healthy Diet, Theme Parks, Dining Out, Trying to Take Over the World|
|I'm Looking for a:||Fan-Guy|
|The SoulGeek I Seek|
|Height of:||4'6" or Below, 4'7", 4'8", 4'9", 4'10", 4'11", 5'0", 5'1", 5'2", 5'3", 5'4", 5'5", 5'6", 5'7", 5'8", 5'9", 5'10", 5'11", 6'0", 6'1", 6'2", 6'3", 6'4", 6'5", 6'6", 6'7", 6'8", 6'9", 6'10", 6'11" or Above|
|And is:||Looking to Date a Fan-Gal, Looking to Date Either, Looking for Friends|
|Relationship Status of:||Single - Never Married, Single - Divorced, Single - Separated, Single - Widowed, Single - But Not Looking|
|Is Into:||Science Fiction, Fantasy, Video Gaming, Table Top Gaming, Fan Conventions, Costumes and Cosplay, Fan-Fic|
|Ethnicity:||Native American, White / Caucasian, Latino/Hispanic, African American, African, Asian/Pacific Islander, Middle Eastern, East Indian, Mediterranean, Mixed, Other|
|Occupation:||Superhero, Professional, Arch-Villainy, The Arts, Burden on Society|
|Life Form:||A Few Extra Pounds, About Average, Thin|
|Regarding Offspring:||As Yet Not Aware of Any|
|Regarding Pets:||Cats, Dogs, Fish, Tribbles, Birds, Rodents, Reptiles, Pet Rock, Evil Garden Gnome, Other, None|
|Religion:||The Force, Spiritual But Not Religious, Invisible Pink Unicorn, Disciples of our Blessed Lady of Caffeine|
|Style:||Average Joe, Non-Conformist, Hipster, Eclectic, Grunge, Way Geek And Proud Of It, Conservative, Closet Geek, Closet Goth, Trendy, Nerd Chic, Haute Couture, Red Cape & Tights, Free-Spirited, Just a Little Geeky, A Little Gothy, Cosplay, Steampunk, Furry, Gamer Chic, Drag, Dapper|
|Smoking:||Nope Never Did|
|Possible Extras:||Long Hair, Tattoos, Body Piercings, Evil Minions, Glasses, Beardly, Two Hearts|
|Drinking:||A Couple Socially|
|Politics:||Really Liberal, Liberal, Left of Center|
|Possible Lingos:||English (Duh), Klingon, L33t, Time Lord, Joss-Speak, Federation Standard|
|Possible Non-Geek Stuff:||Travel and Day-Trips, Healthy Diet, Theme Parks, Trying to Take Over the World|