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|I am a:||Fan-Gal|
|Who is:||Looking to Date Either, Looking for Friends|
|My Relationship Status:||Never Married|
|My Ethnicity:||White / Caucasian|
|My Life Form:||Athletic|
|My Typical Style:||Goth, Way Geek And Proud Of It, Cosplay, Steampunk|
|My Extras:||Long Hair, Tattoos, Body Piercings, Evil Minions|
|Do I Smoke?||Trying to quit|
|Do I Drink?||No Booze of Any Kind|
|My Occupation:||Professional, Arch-Villainy|
|Any Offspring?||As Yet Not Aware of Any|
|Any Pets?||Cats, Reptiles|
|My Religion:||Agnostic, The Force, Disciples of our Blessed Lady of Caffeine|
|My Lingos:||English (Duh), German, Elvish, Federation Standard|
|ME and YOU|
|My SOULGEEK Self:||
My name is Laura. And I'm terrible at these things. Most people say that as a joke, but with me it's horribly and shamefully true. So here goes nothing.
I work in an exceptionally boring office where I deal - everyday - with incredibly boring insurance and financial things. My work colleagues tend to visit my desk frequently to observe the various 'odd' and 'bizarre' things that litter my workspace...
Like the hand-drawn picture of the Death Star destroying planet Earth pinned to my wall, the collection of hideous rubber-ugly finger puppets that sit atop my computer monitor...and the odd figure of Yoda in some sort of red and white NASCAR thing that I once assembled out the weirdest Kinder Egg of all time.
Yes, I'm afraid this is the sort of person I am. I am unashamedly eccentric and nerdy. Star Wars and The Lord of the Rings are my life. I even have two Star Wars tattoos (Mandalorian mythosaur skull and the Imperial Crest) such is my unwavering dedication. Whilst other children grew up dreaming of being Princess Leia or Luke Skywalker....I wanted to command the Death Star and blow up planets. In short, I am an cold-blooded Imperial.
I collect Lord of the Rings weaponry and replicas...and this is where all my money gets spent at Comic-Cons and conventions. As well as the obligatory popcorn or overpriced pick 'n mix, of course.
What else, what else....I'm an avid reader and I also enjoy creative writing. I own a classic motorbike which is like a child to me. I love travelling and I've been to some pretty weird places. I go indoor rock climbing once a week in case the time ever comes when I have to scale a massive cliff in under 20 seconds to escape a dinosaur stampede. And I also love spicy food.
If you're still reading this dubious pile of garbage that I call a profile then CONGRATULATIONS!!! You've reached the awkward part where I have to gush about 'what a perfect person I am'!!!! I am kind, caring, try to be amusing and a shameless romantic.
|The SoulGeek I'm Looking For:||
Someone who shares the same unholy obsession with nerdy stuff as I do. Someone who is caring, loving and kind at the same time as being a total raging lunatic when the situation calls for it.
Someone who could put up with me and all my quirks. Who's idea of a romantic evening in is watching all the LOTR films and laughing at how silly Denethor looks in that giant rug of a cloak.
I'm looking for something long term and serious, and just to make friends with like minded people.
|Ideally, if I could be any character from the worlds of Sc-Fi, Horror & Fantasy I would be:||
Director Orson Krennic from Rogue One
|But I'm probably more like:||
Gru from Despicable Me
|In a Nutshell|
|I'm Into:||Science Fiction, Horror, Fantasy, Comic Books, Video Gaming, Table Top Gaming, Fan Conventions, Costumes and Cosplay, Fan-Fic, Fan-Art, Collectibles, Film Scores|
|My Other Car is:||an At-At Chicken Walker|
|Why I love Sci-Fi, Horror, Fantasy, Animation, etc...||
I feel at home in world's other than this one. The escapism that fantasy and sci-fi provides keeps me going, that's for sure.
|Some of my SCI-FI Favorites include:||
Star Wars (all episodes) - but especially A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back. In my opinion Attack of the Clones was the worst....by a long shot.
Rogue One. Seriously, I've been gushing about it since I went to see it on opening night and - 4 visits to the cinema later - I'm still gushing. It was a masterpiece. And I would like Director Krennic's white cape SO BADLY!
|Some of my FANTASY favorites include:||
The Lord of the Rings trilogy (but especially The Two Towers and Return of the King). The Witch-King of Angmar kicks ass.
The Hobbit trilogy - especially the last one (Battle of the Five Armies). Thranduil kicks ass.
The Labyrinth. It was my childhood and it forever remains in my heart. David Bowie kicked ass.
|Some of my HORROR favorites include:||
Anything Larry Blamire made e.g. A Dark and Stormy Night
|Some of my ANIMATION-ANIME favorites include:||
Hellsing and Blood+
|Some of my GAMING favorites include:||
All the Fallout games...Especially Fallout 4 (Nick Valentine <3).
All the Elder Scrolls games - especially Oblivion.
Neverwinter Nights 1 & 2
Dragon Age 1, 2 & 3
Dishonoured 1 & 2
Dark Souls 1 & 2
Dungeon Siege 2
All the Diablo games
All Silent Hill games
Eldritch and Dunwich horror tabletop games
Conquest of Nerath
Conquest of Planet Earth
Fortune and Glory
|Some of my FILM, TV etc... SCORING favorites include:||
Lord of the Rings by Howard Shore
Star Wars by John Williams
Blood Diamond by James Newton-Howard
The Lady in the Water by James Newton-Howard
Rogue One by Michael Giacchino
|Some of my SIGNING/AUTOGRAPH EVENT favorites include:||
I have Lance Henriksen's autograph on an official piece of AVP merchandise.
I also have virtually the entire cast of Stargate SG-1's autographs.
|Some of my COLLECTIBLES favorites include:||
I collect LOTR weaponry and replicas. My prize piece is the war helm of the Witch-King.
I also have some huge Warhammer 40K armies.
|My Non-Geek Stuff|
|Some of the NON-GEEK stuff I enjoy:||Exercise, Playing Sports, Travel and Day-Trips, Creating Art, Theme Parks, Dining Out, Outdoor Stuff, Trying to Take Over the World|
|I'm Looking for a:||Fan-Gal, Fan-Guy|
|The SoulGeek I Seek|
|And is:||Looking to Date Either, Looking for Friends|
|Relationship Status of:||Never Married, Divorced, Widowed, Separated|
|Is Into:||Science Fiction, Horror, Fantasy, Video Gaming, Table Top Gaming, Fan Conventions, Costumes and Cosplay, Fan-Fic, Fan-Art, Collectibles, Film Scores|
|Ethnicity:||Native American, White / Caucasian, Latino/Hispanic, African American, African, Asian/Pacific Islander, Middle Eastern, East Indian, Mediterranean, Mixed, Other|
|Occupation:||Student, Teacher, Skilled Labor, Superhero, Retired, Retail, Ufologist, Medical/Dental/Health, Professional, Paranormal Investigator, Technical, Military, Food Service, Arch-Villainy, The Arts, The Sciences, Sales, Civil Service, Nanny/Child Care, Other, Veterinary/Animal Care & Services, Grooming Specialist - Hair/Nails/Make-up etc., Burden on Society|
|Life Form:||Athletic, Big Gal, A Few Extra Pounds, About Average, Curvaceous, Petite, Big Guy, Thin|
|Regarding Offspring:||As Yet Not Aware of Any|
|Regarding Pets:||Cats, Dogs, Fish, Tribbles, Birds, Rodents, Reptiles, Pet Rock, Evil Garden Gnome, Other, None|
|Religion:||Agnostic, Methodist, Taoist-Buddhist, Jewish, Wiccan, Protestant, Adventist, Shinto, Atheist, Pagan, Other Christian, The Force, Jedi, Spiritual But Not Religious, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Invisible Pink Unicorn, Other, None For Me, Thanks, Disciples of our Blessed Lady of Caffeine|
|Style:||Average Joe, Non-Conformist, Goth, Hipster, Eclectic, Grunge, Way Geek And Proud Of It, Conservative, Closet Geek, Closet Goth, Trendy, Nerd Chic, Haute Couture, Red Cape & Tights, Free-Spirited, Just a Little Geeky, A Little Gothy, Cosplay, Steampunk, Furry, Gamer Chic, Drag, Dapper|
|Smoking:||Nope Never Did, Occasionally, Regularly, Like a Chimney, Trying to quit, I Quit|
|Possible Extras:||Long Hair, Tattoos, Body Piercings, Evil Minions, Glasses, Handicapped, Borg Implants, Beardly, Two Hearts, Mithril Underpants|
|Drinking:||A Couple Socially, Regularly, Like a Fish, No Booze of Any Kind, Bill W. and I are Buds|
|Politics:||Really Liberal, Liberal, Left of Center, Centrist, Right of Center, Conservative, Really Conservative, Ask Me, None For Me, Thanks|
|Possible Lingos:||English (Duh), Spanish, Japanese, Klingon, L33t, German, Sign Language, Time Lord, French, Italian, Wookiee, Hebrew, Tagalog, Portuguese, Joss-Speak, Arabic, Gaelic, Mayan/Aztec, Transylvanian, Swedish, Elvish, Russian, Korean, Other, Hindi/North Indian, Mandarin and/or Cantonese, Native American Languages, African Languages, Federation Standard, Ankh-Morporkian|
|Possible Non-Geek Stuff:||Exercise, Playing Sports, Cooking, Travel and Day-Trips, Erotica, Dancing, Singing, Creating Art, Watching Sports, Martial Arts, Healthy Diet, Theme Parks, Performing Arts, Concerts, Dining Out, Outdoor Stuff, Playing Music (musician), Trying to Take Over the World|