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|I am a:||Fan-Guy|
|Who is:||Looking for Friends|
|My Relationship Status:||Never Married|
|My ZIP/Postal code||
|My Ethnicity:||White / Caucasian|
|My Life Form:||About Average|
|My Typical Style:||Average Joe, Grunge|
|My Extras:||Tattoos, Evil Minions|
|Do I Smoke?||Nope Never Did|
|Do I Drink?||A Couple Socially|
|My Occupation:||Skilled Labor|
|Any Offspring?||As Yet Not Aware of Any|
|Any Pets?||Rodents, Reptiles, Other|
|My Religion:||None For Me, Thanks|
|My Politics:||None For Me, Thanks|
|My Lingos:||English (Duh)|
|ME and YOU|
|My SOULGEEK Self:||
I work a full time job as a warehouse selector that takes up between 40 and 50 hours of my week. Outside of my normal work I have a webpage/Youtube channel that I produce videos for, which range from retro video game playthroughs to horror movie reviews (in the style of Nostalgia Critic, The Cinema Snob, etc). I have aspirations to write books, play music, and direct films. Being successful at any one of those things would be a dream come true for me. I love seeing live music and try to make it out to a local show every week. I've only been to a few conventions (all horror so far) but I would love to go to more. I've been playing Magic The Gathering since I was 13, and still love to play when I have a chance, though I prefer casual Magic to anything draft or tournament related. I like staying busy and if I'm not watching a movie, playing a video game or listening to music I am usually trying to create something of my own. I'm an open minded and easy going person, and can enjoy myself in nearly any situation as long as I am surrounded by good company.
|Ideally, if I could be any character from the worlds of Sc-Fi, Horror & Fantasy I would be:||
Sonic The Hedgehog
|But I'm probably more like:||
Little Foot from Land Before Time
|In a Nutshell|
|I'm Into:||Science Fiction, Horror, Fantasy, Animation, Anime, Comic Books, Video Gaming, Fan Conventions, Collectibles, Film Scores|
|My Other Car is:||a Dragon|
|Why I love Sci-Fi, Horror, Fantasy, Animation, etc...||
Simply put, without frying my brain trying to analyze what I love about it, it just makes me happy.
|Some of my SCI-FI Favorites include:||
Terminator 1 & 2, Alien 1 - 3 (yes, I even like Alien 3, fight me), Robocop (the real one), Predator 1 & 2 and now that I think of it, a lot of the comics and books based on Aliens and Predators too. And Jurassic Park? Yeah, fuck it, that's sci fi. And sci fi video games.
|Some of my FANTASY favorites include:||
Legend (Tim Curry is the shit), Game Of Thrones, Lord Of The Rings. Hero Quest is one of my all time favorite board games, even though I haven't had the chance to play in ages :/ And Magic The Gathering, but I think I already mentioned that in one of the other 'about me' boxes (three cheers for redundancy!) And fantasy video games.
|Some of my HORROR favorites include:||
Jesus. No, not the zombie that God killed for our sins or whatever bullshit, I'm just abstractly saying his name in vain because I don't know where to start. My absolute favorite is An American Werewolf In London, and I have an affinity for werewolves in general. I love slashers, exploitation, extreme horror, psychological horror, just about any kind of horror. That doesn't mean I like every horror movie I watch (there is a LOT of garbage out there), but I just appreciate good horror in general. And Stephen King is, please pardon my language, the gosh darn cat's pajamas.
...and horror video games (Ah, you see the pattern here?)
|Some of my ANIMATION-ANIME favorites include:||
Deathnote, Princess Mononoke, Akira...some hentai occasionally-HEY! Put down that bottle of Hateorade, I see you about to sip off that shit after hearing me say 'hentai'. I also love 80s Don Bluth movies, Land Before Time and Secret of Nimh in particular. Invader Zim, and just about anything Jhonen Vasquez does is also the shit
|Some of my COMIC BOOK/MANGA/WEBCOMIC favorites include:||
I love the Alien, Predator and Alien vs Predator comics and books (as I've mentioned), Batman, Jhonen Vasquez stuff, especially Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. I haven't read them in a while, but I used to love the Sonic comics a lot (the ones from Archie). Uhhhmmmm...yeah, I need to read more comics.
|Some of my GAMING favorites include:||
Oh boy, here we go.
Skyrim, GTA, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mortal Kombat, Ecco The Dolphin, Eternal Champions, Earthworm Jim, Donkey Kong Country, old Disney games, lots of platformers, action, sci fi, horror, some RPGs, open world, so goddamn many video games.
Magic The Gathering (is this the third time I mentioned it?), Hero Quest, Atmosfear, Forbidden Bridge, Cards Against Humanity (I need more table top games in my life too)
|Some of my FILM, TV etc... SCORING favorites include:||
Interstellar, Sunshine, Terminator 2, Legend (Tangerine Dream sountrack all the way), the Silent Hill games, Shenmue, the Elder Scrolls games
|Some of my SIGNING/AUTOGRAPH EVENT favorites include:||
Haven't been to any yet :/
|Some of my COLLECTIBLES favorites include:||
Action figures, pop figures, prop replicas, stoof like that.
|Some of my CONVENTION favorites include:||
Merch tables, panels (I honestly haven't been to a lot of cons, I'm looking to change that)
|Some of my COSPLAY favorites include:||
Haven't cosplayed either (unless you count Halloween...which you probably don't), but would like to
|Some of my FAN CLUB/FAN ORGANIZATION favorites include:||
Damn it, I'm a terrible geek, I haven't joined any fan clubs either.
|My Non-Geek Stuff|
|Some of the NON-GEEK stuff I enjoy:||Exercise, Travel and Day-Trips, Erotica, Creating Art, Theme Parks, Concerts, Dining Out, Outdoor Stuff, Playing Music (musician)|
|I'm Looking for a:||Fan-Gal|
|The SoulGeek I Seek|
|Height of:||4'7", 4'8", 4'9", 4'10", 4'11", 5'0", 5'1", 5'2", 5'3", 5'4", 5'5", 5'6", 5'7", 5'8", 5'9", 5'10", 5'11", 6'0", 6'1", 6'2"|
|And is:||Looking to Date a Fan-Guy, Looking to Date Either, Looking for Friends|
|Relationship Status of:||Never Married, Divorced, In a Polyamorous Relationship, Widowed, Separated|
|Is Into:||Science Fiction, Horror, Fantasy, Animation, Anime, Comic Books, Manga, Webcomics, Video Gaming, Table Top Gaming, Fan Conventions, Costumes and Cosplay, Fan-Fic, Fan-Art, Collectibles, Film Scores, Fan Clubs and Fan Organizations, Gadgets, Gizmos and Computer Stuff, Signings/Autograph Events|
|Ethnicity:||Native American, White / Caucasian, Latino/Hispanic, African American, African, Asian/Pacific Islander, Middle Eastern, East Indian, Mediterranean, Mixed, Other|
|Occupation:||Student, Teacher, Skilled Labor, Superhero, Retired, Retail, Ufologist, Medical/Dental/Health, Professional, Paranormal Investigator, Technical, Military, Food Service, Arch-Villainy, The Arts, The Sciences, Sales, Civil Service, Nanny/Child Care, Other, Veterinary/Animal Care & Services, Grooming Specialist - Hair/Nails/Make-up etc.|
|Life Form:||Athletic, A Few Extra Pounds, About Average, Curvaceous, Petite, Thin|
|Regarding Offspring:||As Yet Not Aware of Any, Living Away From Home, All Growed Up and Out The House|
|Regarding Pets:||Cats, Dogs, Fish, Tribbles, Birds, Rodents, Reptiles, Pet Rock, Evil Garden Gnome, Other, None|
|Religion:||Agnostic, Taoist-Buddhist, Jewish, Wiccan, Protestant, Atheist, Pagan, Other Christian, The Force, Spiritual But Not Religious, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Invisible Pink Unicorn, Other, None For Me, Thanks, Disciples of our Blessed Lady of Caffeine|
|Style:||Average Joe, Non-Conformist, Goth, Hipster, Eclectic, Grunge, Way Geek And Proud Of It, Conservative, Closet Geek, Closet Goth, Trendy, Nerd Chic, Haute Couture, Red Cape & Tights, Free-Spirited, Just a Little Geeky, A Little Gothy, Cosplay, Steampunk, Furry, Gamer Chic, Drag, Dapper|
|Smoking:||Nope Never Did, Occasionally, Regularly, Like a Chimney, Trying to quit, I Quit|
|Possible Extras:||Long Hair, Tattoos, Body Piercings, Evil Minions, Glasses, Handicapped, Borg Implants, Two Hearts, Mithril Underpants|
|Drinking:||A Couple Socially, Regularly, Like a Fish, No Booze of Any Kind, Bill W. and I are Buds|
|Politics:||Really Liberal, Liberal, Left of Center, Centrist, Right of Center, Ask Me, None For Me, Thanks|
|Possible Lingos:||English (Duh), Klingon, Elvish|
|Possible Non-Geek Stuff:||Exercise, Playing Sports, Cooking, Travel and Day-Trips, Erotica, Dancing, Singing, Creating Art, Watching Sports, Martial Arts, Healthy Diet, Theme Parks, Performing Arts, Concerts, Dining Out, Outdoor Stuff, Playing Music (musician), Trying to Take Over the World|