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|I am a:||Fan-Guy|
|Who is:||Looking to Date a Fan-Gal, Looking for Friends|
|My Relationship Status:||Never Married|
|My ZIP/Postal code||
|My Ethnicity:||White / Caucasian|
|My Life Form:||A Few Extra Pounds|
|My Typical Style:||Average Joe, Eclectic, Way Geek And Proud Of It, Steampunk|
|My Extras:||Evil Minions, Beardly, Two Hearts|
|Do I Smoke?||Occasionally|
|Do I Drink?||A Couple Socially|
|Any Offspring?||As Yet Not Aware of Any|
|Any Pets?||Tribbles, Pet Rock, Evil Garden Gnome, Other|
|My Religion:||Disciples of our Blessed Lady of Caffeine|
|My Politics:||None For Me, Thanks|
|My Lingos:||English (Duh), Wookiee, Federation Standard, Ankh-Morporkian|
|ME and YOU|
|My SOULGEEK Self:||
Benefits of being my friend:
horribly offensive jokes.
Massive pick you up in a bear style hugs.
I fix and possibly upgrade your stuff when you ask.
I fix and possibly upgrade your stuff when you don't ask.
I have all of my fingers and toes despite years of doing things that probably should have lost me a few.
I come prepackaged with flannel shirt, sunglasses, and a bandanna.
I am rechargeable, no batteries required!
You will never be certain if I am Tom Bombadil or not.
I have no clue what to put here, so I'm just going to ramble for a bit and hope that works out.
I read voraciously.
I'm allergic to hops. Yup, that means no beer for me, I don't drink much anyway so no huge loss.
Animals I have a particular fondness of include dogs, most reptiles, and fish.
I am a nerd. No denying it.
I have a dark, sarcastic sense of humor. (George Carlin was a master of political commentary draped in hilarity.) I make terrible puns and refuse to apologize. My nerdiness tends to bleed through into most conversations. I enjoy meeting and conversing with interesting, odd people.
I am well read and enjoy media of all kinds. I actually love Netflix and Chill, but actually want to watch shows with people. I love discussing things at length and my friends tend to be the sort who enjoy What If Questions.
I am an animal whisperer, though I have not figured out how to use this during the zombie apocalypse so don’t get your hopes up. I have worked with wild animal rescues in the past. I would love to share stories about how my beast master powers let me give a wolf belly rubs.
Oh, also, I'm INTJ on the myers briggs / jung typology scale if you put any stock in those sorts of labels. If you are not familiar with the tests, apparently this means I am a personality unicorn. I find boredom an intolerable state, the world is so full of things to do, how can anyone be bored in this age?
|The SoulGeek I'm Looking For:||
When it comes to specifics regarding potential acquaintances of the female persuasion with the potential for advancing to a status that is beyond just friends, I suppose Id like to meet some one who would enjoy spending time together, talking of interesting things, who enjoys reading books, going to conventions, maybe a concert now and then, museums, and occasional road trips and camping. The kind of person who likes to try new things, because one should never stop learning.
I feel that some one would have to be a friend before we could date, if we would not be friends, how could we be more?
|Ideally, if I could be any character from the worlds of Sc-Fi, Horror & Fantasy I would be:||
The techie gadget hero
|But I'm probably more like:||
|In a Nutshell|
|I'm Into:||Science Fiction, Fantasy, Animation, Anime, Comic Books, Manga, Webcomics, Video Gaming, Table Top Gaming, Fan Conventions, Costumes and Cosplay, Fan-Art, Film Scores, Fan Clubs and Fan Organizations, Gadgets, Gizmos and Computer Stuff|
|My Other Car is:||a Starship|
|Why I love Sci-Fi, Horror, Fantasy, Animation, etc...||
Science Fiction - A sentence or two? Nope cant be done, I enjoy sci-fi for far to many reasons. From space ships to powered armor, robots and AI to bio-engineered monstrosities, Terra forming to telekinetic powers, Mind reading, body swapping, nano tech, and more!
Fantasy - Epic battles, great beasts, and a few laughs, it depends on my mood.
Animation - Haha, who doesnt like cartoons? People who have little to no connection with their inner child, that's who.
Anime - I just do! So many good stories, great characters, interesting worlds, it's just good stuff yah know?
Comic Books - I just love a good story and awesome art.
|Some of my SCI-FI Favorites include:||
Issac Asimov, David Drake, David Webber, Larry Niven, just to many to list!
I love sci-fi TV and movies as well, but there is no room to properly list them all :(
Anything futuristic, space, virtual worlds, robots, explosions, end of the world/universe. Need more room!
|Some of my FANTASY favorites include:||
mmmm, quite a few, hard to name names, Ill fix that later I suppose. For now I'll mention Gordon R. Dickson, Robert Silverberg, Robert Aspirin for authors.
LOTR, Willow, Conan, Time Bandits, and princess Bride.
As to TV, well, I'm out of room again.
|Some of my HORROR favorites include:||
Classic cheese horror is where it's at. Not a fan of stuff like saw where its just gore for the sake of gore and jump scares, I like my horror with a thick layer of cheese, I want corny monsters, over the top acting, and hideously written on the back of a napkin while drunk plots.
|Some of my ANIMATION-ANIME favorites include:||
Animation - Megas XLR, Exo-Squad, Batman, Rick & Morty, Bojack Horseman, and many more.
Anime - I cant even begin to name them all here, check my list for the stuff I could remember when I started making the list a few years back: Just look up MAL (my anime list) as gorbashsan
That's probably everything I have watched that was worth remembering,
|Some of my COMIC BOOK/MANGA/WEBCOMIC favorites include:||
Webcomics - Questionable Content, ErfWorld, XKCD, Goblins, Girl Genius, Blastwave, Deadwinter, and others.
Comic Books - Batman, Grant Morrison, Green Lantern, Incognito, Marvel Civil War, Planet Hulk, Superman, and many many more, though I seem to prefer DC over Marvel in general, but Darkhorse has some good titles (like their Vader series!).
Manga - Excel Saga, Rumiko Takahashi, and a few others, I havent been keeping up lately.
|Some of my GAMING favorites include:||
Video Games - RTS titles, Warhammer 40k dawn of war, and others. Batman Arkham asylum, Final Fantasy, Dragonquest, Megaman, Zelda, Assassin's creed, every fallout game ever, Portal, HL2, L4D2, TF2 Borderlands, Civilization 5, Anno 2077, the list goes on...
Role Playing Games - Oh the games, Cyberpunk, Rollmaster (AHHH THE CHARTS!) Birthright, Morro Project, HeroQuest, Warhammer 40k, Space Hulk, Battletech, Mutants and Masterminds, GURPS, Call Of Cthulhu, Carwars, and lots more.
|Some of my FILM, TV etc... SCORING favorites include:||
Far far far to many to list, you will just have to ask!
|Some of my SIGNING/AUTOGRAPH EVENT favorites include:||
Got to chat with Garrett Wang at a con where I was working as security once. Really nice guy, you know he was a wrestler before becoming an actor?
|Some of my COLLECTIBLES favorites include:||
My dirty little secret is pokemon cards lately. I quit for years but recently was pulled back in, I have a couple decks.
|Some of my CONVENTION favorites include:||
Comicon, Dragoncon, ogercon, anime expo, and PMX/AX
|Some of my COSPLAY favorites include:||
E-Honda - streetfighter, Heymans Breda - Full Metal Alchemist, Giant Tanabei - Ping Pong Club (that was over a decade ago) Steiner - FFIX, Etoh - Record of Lodoss Wars, I'd like to do Porco Rosso, Genma from Ranma½, Ox-King from Dragon Ball.
|Some of my FAN CLUB/FAN ORGANIZATION favorites include:||
I've been part of many over the years, at the moment, I live in a lame town with none.
|My Non-Geek Stuff|
|Some of the NON-GEEK stuff I enjoy:||Cooking, Travel and Day-Trips, Martial Arts, Theme Parks, Performing Arts, Concerts, Dining Out, Outdoor Stuff, Trying to Take Over the World|
|I'm Looking for a:||Fan-Gal|
|The SoulGeek I Seek|
|Height of:||4'6" or Below, 4'7", 4'8", 4'9", 4'10", 4'11", 5'0", 5'1", 5'2", 5'3", 5'4", 5'5", 5'6", 5'7", 5'8", 5'9", 5'10", 5'11", 6'0", 6'1", 6'2", 6'3", 6'4", 6'5", 6'6", 6'7", 6'8", 6'9", 6'10", 6'11" or Above|
|And is:||Looking to Date a Fan-Guy, Looking to Date Either, Looking for Friends|
|Relationship Status of:||Never Married, Married: In a Polyamorous Relationship, Divorced, In a Polyamorous Relationship, Widowed, Separated|
|Is Into:||Science Fiction, Horror, Fantasy, Animation, Anime, Comic Books, Manga, Webcomics, Video Gaming, Table Top Gaming, Fan Conventions, Costumes and Cosplay, Fan-Fic, Fan-Art, Collectibles, Film Scores, Fan Clubs and Fan Organizations, Gadgets, Gizmos and Computer Stuff, Signings/Autograph Events|
|Ethnicity:||Native American, White / Caucasian, Latino/Hispanic, African American, African, Asian/Pacific Islander, Middle Eastern, East Indian, Mediterranean, Mixed, Other|
|Occupation:||Student, Teacher, Skilled Labor, Superhero, Retired, Retail, Ufologist, Medical/Dental/Health, Professional, Paranormal Investigator, Technical, Military, Food Service, Arch-Villainy, The Arts, The Sciences, Sales, Civil Service, Nanny/Child Care, Other, Veterinary/Animal Care & Services, Grooming Specialist - Hair/Nails/Make-up etc., Burden on Society|
|Life Form:||Athletic, A Few Extra Pounds, About Average, Curvaceous, Petite, Thin|
|Regarding Offspring:||As Yet Not Aware of Any, Living at Home, Living Away From Home, Sometimes Living at Home, I have Offspring Living at Home and Living Away, All Growed Up and Out The House, It's Kinda Complicated|
|Regarding Pets:||Cats, Dogs, Fish, Tribbles, Birds, Rodents, Reptiles, Pet Rock, Evil Garden Gnome, Other, None|
|Religion:||Agnostic, Methodist, Taoist-Buddhist, Baptist, Jewish, Wiccan, Protestant, Adventist, Catholic, Shinto, Hindu, Atheist, Pagan, Muslim, Other Christian, Mormon, The Force, Jedi, Spiritual But Not Religious, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Invisible Pink Unicorn, Other, None For Me, Thanks, Disciples of our Blessed Lady of Caffeine|
|Style:||Average Joe, Non-Conformist, Goth, Hipster, Eclectic, Grunge, Way Geek And Proud Of It, Conservative, Closet Geek, Closet Goth, Trendy, Nerd Chic, Haute Couture, Red Cape & Tights, Free-Spirited, Just a Little Geeky, A Little Gothy, Cosplay, Steampunk, Furry, Gamer Chic, Drag, Dapper|
|Smoking:||Nope Never Did, Occasionally, Regularly, Like a Chimney, Trying to quit, I Quit|
|Possible Extras:||Long Hair, Tattoos, Body Piercings, Evil Minions, Glasses, Handicapped, Borg Implants, Two Hearts, Mithril Underpants|
|Drinking:||A Couple Socially, Regularly, Like a Fish, No Booze of Any Kind, Bill W. and I are Buds|
|Politics:||Really Liberal, Liberal, Left of Center, Centrist, Right of Center, Conservative, Really Conservative, Ask Me, None For Me, Thanks|
|Possible Lingos:||English (Duh), Spanish, Japanese, Klingon, L33t, German, Sign Language, Time Lord, French, Italian, Wookiee, Hebrew, Tagalog, Portuguese, Joss-Speak, Arabic, Gaelic, Mayan/Aztec, Transylvanian, Swedish, Elvish, Russian, Korean, Other, Hindi/North Indian, Mandarin and/or Cantonese, Native American Languages, African Languages, Federation Standard, Ankh-Morporkian|
|Possible Non-Geek Stuff:||Exercise, Playing Sports, Cooking, Travel and Day-Trips, Erotica, Dancing, Singing, Creating Art, Watching Sports, Martial Arts, Healthy Diet, Theme Parks, Performing Arts, Concerts, Dining Out, Outdoor Stuff, Playing Music (musician), Trying to Take Over the World|