sagewolf04: Sex, Drugs, and the band Kansas

Sex, Drugs, and the band Kansas

Aug 10 2015 at 10:57am

I just had the most ridiculous conversation with a small British man


Zoey: How's your day sir?
British Dude: How's my day? I'll tell you how my day is. Do you know what I do for a living?
Zoey: No sir, whats that?
BD: I book bands for venues. I just got off the phone with this artist to discuss his rider. You know what a rider is?
Zoey: Uh...
BD: Essentially it's a list of demands they want for their dressing room. One color of M&Ms, etc. So I ask the guy, what can I get for your rider and you know what he says to me?
Zoey: Huh-uhn.
BD: He says, 'I'd like a baggy of coke'. To which I say 'How much?' And he's telling me how much he wants and then I think about it, how the hell am I going to put that on an invoice?? So I tell the tosser, fuck no I'm not getting you a bag of fucking coke! Well anyway, what are you doing this weekend?
Zoey: Not sure.
BD: Well the band Kansas will be playing.
Zoey: Kansas??
BD: Kansas. Right. I know. You should come, it's going to be a fucking riot. Fuck my life.



LMAO I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO SEE KANSAS SO BAD IN MY LIFE.




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