Comments on: Mentl

By: lildirty

lildirty — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 09:37:53 +0000

mentl looks pretty badass like prince of persia

By: mark

mark — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 21:43:31 +0000

John, hopefully you had to spit after the “daylight rubbery” comment…

By: calisto

calisto — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:48:12 +0000

Neoprene waterfowl? I’m off to check ebay…

By: Sarge

Sarge — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:32:35 +0000

Jean - I like ‘Petrochemical,’ but following it with plain old ‘chicken’ is lame. How about “Brooder” or “Broodyhen?”

One of my favorite expletives is/was “Fornicate With A Neoprene Waterfowl.”
And “Attempt Airborne Copulation With A Rotationally Motivated Perforated Pastry.”

By: Jean

Jean — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 04:00:30 +0000

Yes, I quack myself up…

By: Jean

Jean — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 03:59:42 +0000

JED, I have–with my own eyes–seen said petrochemical chicken wielded by a magnificent dame (Dame Rowan, no less)…so technically that would be broad daylight rubbery.

*ducks & runs…or maybe waddles*

By: Hwyla

Hwyla — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 23:06:53 +0000

Daylight RUBBERY! Snort!

By: dalewake

dalewake — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:46:41 +0000

Tell me you have read Piers Anthony then. X(A/N)th is among us. (th is supposed to be superscipted)

By: JE Draft

JE Draft — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:51:46 +0000

Hwyla - I have not been active in SCA for a very very long time. I was in Dreibergen, as you know, and the queen of Caid in those days was very tiny and instituted a .25 tax for using the word “short” in any public announcement or pronouncement - including the king, the herald or anyone. The herald making that announcement, during that announcement and after he’d been given license to use the word just to identify had to be fined an additional $1.50 for using it repeatedly in his subsequent notes and announcements. It was comedy gold. We never had a rubber chicken.

Bill - in certain circumstances, neither do I

Jean - thanks. I have a lot of story to tell, so we’ll definitely be in the high hundreds before too long.

Is this chicken administered at the evening revel, or during the tourney? Because if it wasn’t at night, it would be daylight rubbery.

By: Jean

Jean — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:34:47 +0000

…For the record, I am not a WOAW. I almost got whapped, but though the head of the Order heard my best pun, the kind that got me: a) dead silence, b) a massive group groan from the 150 or so feasting gentles in attendance, c) more dead silence, and d) a STANDING OVATION for it…well, he shook his head (covered with its rooster-crested cowl, no less), and said, “Did you HAVE to give her a standing ovation? You just gave her Bardic Immunity, milords and miladies!”

So a (chicken) pox cannot fall on me; I am immune to its rubber-y!

*snerk*