Okay.

I’ve had it.

I need a new computer.  This little beast and I have had a good three years or so together, but she’s tired, and her sound board has never worked, anyway.   And because my pride has been worn away by age, I am now willing to beg y’all for a little assistance.

But because I have yet some pride in these perilous times, such a deal I’ll make you:

For every donation I have a little special thank you graphic I’ll send you.

Every donation of 5 bucks or more gets one of two special desktops. Specify SFW or NSFW. You know what I’m talking about, here.

Every donation of 10 bucks or more gets one of the following:

A pdf of the original “Three Challenges Of Zona”

or “Zona And The Children Of The Moon,”

(yes I FINALLY scanned `em in. The files are huge, because I was too generous in my resolution, and I’m looking to compress them, but only limited success. Working on it.)

OR - if you are not interested in crude fantasy porn from the Stone Age, that same ten bucks will get you a custom RPG character portrait. High resolution, 768×1024, one character, stock background.

For 15 bucks and over, I actually still have some large and medium-sized Zona tee-shirts.

If you even suspect that that is too small for you, don’t ask for an Extra Large, because I’m out. On the other hand, if I get enough donations specifically for them, then I can afford a new run of just XL.

That’s it for now. Once again, let me reiterate my pledge: The web comic is free forever. But yours truly is beat for bread, and this cranky old CPU is costing me time and frustration.

Anything, including Monopoly Money and food stamps, is accepted gratefully (so long as it’s in excess of a dollar. Paypal’s fees eat up too much to make that worth it.)

Thanks in advance, and thanks always for your support in every way. You guys are great!